edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock
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anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

(via kimberlyfaithsmiles)

unenergetic:

I want to have a marriage like this holy shit
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jonsn:

holy shit
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fuchsiatyrant:

fatkidinmath:

kazoothekid:

earljrsmith:

Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in

What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

google it

(Source: rlffraff, via swedish-janoskinator)


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mileystunt:
he won a gold medal in butt wiping
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looz-y:

izanyanorihara:

constantcalibrations:

swervesbar:

people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp

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People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead

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People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’

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finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all night

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